Scrum
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
Spoken by Scrum
- "Boys! There ain't much been given to me in my brief, miserable life, there's the truth of it. But by God, I'll have it said that Scrum had himself a kiss from a proper mermaid!"
- ―Scrum to his fellow crewmen
- "I'm in love!"
- ―Scrum after the battle at Whitecap Bay
Dialogue
- "I hear you be recruiting a crew."
"Aye. That is, Jack Sparrow be puttin' together a modest venture." - ―Jack Sparrow and Scrum
- "Show a leg, sailor!"
"Aye, sir! What?" - ―Scrum and Jack Sparrow
- "No, no, no, you don't understand, mate. I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. The original. The only!"
"Scrum. And the pleasure's all mine. Now keep moving." - ―Jack Sparrow and Scrum
- "Where am I?"
" 'Scuse me, Captain Sparrow, sir. I be right honored to welcome you aboard our world-renowned vessel of infamy—Queen Anne's Revenge."
"...Blackbeard." - ―Jack Sparrow and Scrum
- "This be the Queen Anne's Revenge, right enough."
"How do you know?"
"I've seen the name. On the back of the ship." - ―Scrum and Jack Sparrow
- "We take the ship, then. Now!"
"...Go on, then." - ―Scrum and Jack Sparrow
- "Hand it over. The tear. There's a good lad."
"I'm more afraid of her than I am of you." - ―Jack Sparrow and Scrum
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Spoken by Scrum
- "Two things we know are true. The stars don't shine by day, and she forgot the donkey."
- ―Scrum
Spoken about Scrum
- "We will beat your captain to death until he reveals where they're heading."
- ―John Scarfield
Dialogue
- "Thank you."
"You're welcome, milady." - ―Carina Smyth and Scrum
- "So no one can find the X but you, right?"
"No."
"And the donkey?" - ―Jack Sparrow , Carina Smyth, and Scrum
- "Keep still, you bilge rat."
"Oh, please. I don't want to be captain anymore!" - ―Joshamee Gibbs and Scrum
- "Welcome back, captain."
"I thank you very much." - ―Scrum and Jack Sparrow
Miscellaneous
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
- "That's a glass coffin"
"Aye."
"Why is there a glass coffin?"
"Do I look like the man in charge?" - ―Jack Sparrow and Scrum
- "Where am I?"
"Oh, excuse me, my fine sir. I be right honored to welcome you aboard our eminently infamous vessel, the Queen Anne's Revenge."
"...Blackbeard." - ―Jack Sparrow and Scrum
- "What did that fellow do? And how can I make sure to not?"
"Church fellow, always goign on about the Lord Almighty. Missionary is the story. What I heard, he got captured in a raid. The rest of the passengers were killed, but not him. First mate wouldn't let it happen on account of his premier standing with the Lord. Odd, if you ask me."
"No. Odd is standing a-midships back there with a whip."
"A first mate sticking her neck out for some prisoner? That you don't see."
"Her? Our first mate is a her?" - ―Jack Sparrow and Scrum
- "Oh, this be the Revenge, right enough."
"How do you know?"
"Seen the name. On the side. Of the ship."
"Right, then. Gentlemen, a man's first duty is less to his office than his own honor, and that he cannot perform if deceived." - ―Scrum and Jack Sparrow
- "We're doomed."
"We're not doomed. Day we set sail, I spilled a glass of wine on deck, that's good luck."
"Ah, but three days out, Scrum there handed a flag through the rungs of a ladder. Terrible bad luck!"
"On that same day a dolphin swam alongside the ship --"
"When the clothes of a dead sailor are worn by another sailor during the same voyage, misfortune will befall the entire crew! (heads turn to Scrum) I'm just sayin'." - ―Ezekiel, Derrick, and Scrum
- "They be drawn to man-made light."
"Sharks?"
"Worse than sharks, boy. They'll be mermaids upon us, within the hour, mark my words. Sharks won't dare come near."
"I heard it said a kiss from a mermaid protects a sailor from drowning. And sometimes, the song of a mermaid will lead a ship away from the shoals."
"Don't be a fool! Mermaids are all female, son. And lovely as a [dream]] of heaven. But when it comes time to churn butter, so to speak, they snatch a sailor out of a boat or off the deck of a ship, have their way, then the sailors are pulled to bottom, and drowned, and eaten."
"Or sometimes the other way around." - ―Ezekiel, Cabin Boy, Derrick and Scrum
- "Boys, there ain't much been given me in my brief, miserable life, there's the truth of it. But by God I'll have it said, Scrum had himself a kiss from a mermaid."
- ―Scrum to his fellow crewmen